Just chillin at Perth airport waiting to board my flight to Milano…

Cant say im looking forward to this flight. I asked down at the check in desk how full the flight was and the reply was a swift “extremely” …yay. To make matters worse, the only seats left were middle seats…double yay… (im just singing away to the ‘double rainbow’ song in my head trying to make myself happy)

Does anyone know anything about making time goes faster…legitimately…none of this..’have fun and time will go fast’ rubbish…i want real scientists replying to this plea.

Anyone want to put some odds down that ill cop some overweight coughing and spluttering guy next to me…as you can probably tell, from my negativity, that im really not looking forward to this. I’ll be happy when im there.

Maybe im going about this the wrong way…maybe i just need to meet some bangingly rich chick and then fly via private jet next time…has to be an option..dont judge…happens all the time.

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